Like ‘Déjà vu’ ?
Q What happened to the man who didn’t know the difference between putty and KY jelly ?
A His windows slid out.
Just found out I’ve failed my German exam.
Sacre bleu!
Yesterday I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the Toothbrush. Why was there no plaque?
Breaking News:
There has been an algorithm u-turn; AC-DC have just been upgraded to ABBA
Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids. I won! No one’s a match for me and my lucky kettle.
I can’t stop telling jokes about airports. My doc says it’s terminal.
Was sitting in the garden with a good book and a glass of wine, and I kept hearing things like ‘get a job’, ‘lose some weight you fat pig’, ‘get off yer big lazy backside and do something’. Then I realised it was just our new haranguing baskets.
© Shawn K on 6M just now.
Many years ago I went to a picnic with Errol Brown from Hot Chocolate
It started with a quiche…
I asked an old girlfriend if she would like to go on an "eat out to help out " date.
She was reluctant at first, but I soon got her gushing.
The driver was obviously accommodating social distancing!
odd reg. plate…what country?
Not sure. I saw it posted on a US site but didn’t think it was a US vehicle. I don’t know Canadian plates…maybe there?
Strurth 