Just saw a pearly king strutting through a sheep dip.
Apparently he was doing the lamb bath walk…
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Beware the Ides of November!
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Infamy he’s got it infamy
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My second favourite Carry On line! (Favourite is from Carry on up the Khyber - ‘Faqir, off!’)
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“Infamy, infamy, they’ve all got it in for me”
My favouritest Carry On line.
Trivia, according to Wikipedia:
The line, spoken by Kenneth Williams, was borrowed (with permission) from a “Take It from Here” script written by Frank Muir and Denis Norden.
In 2007, it was voted the funniest one-liner in film history.
Trivia, according to my mum:
The ever-so-lovely Amanda Barrie (Cleopatra) was her cousin.
An all-time classic!
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Brilliant!
Couple of my favourite on-screen lines are early ‘Porridge’ ones, notably:
“Something beginning with ‘C’ “
And
“What, from here?
Must have watched it over a dozen times, still makes me laugh, as much in anticipation as the delight in Ronnie Barker’s delivery.
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Lockdown is here again.
I’ve just seen a bloke in Morrisons buying 6 crates of San Miguel, 20 paellas, and 10 tins of chilli con carne.
Hispanic buying. 
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It was so cold the flame on my lighter froze.
Uncle Albert
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What, with these feet?
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One of my favourites gags from Ronnie Barker (and Corbett) is the country yokel sketch:
Corbett: “Think of a number between one and three”
Barker: “I can’t do that.”
Corbett: “Why not?”
Barker: “I have my dinner between one and three.”
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Someone spelt X with a Y.
I went into the butchers the other day and asked if he kept dripping.
He replied yes and it is rather embarrassing.
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Where is the fun in that😁
it looks very comfy
Will Bose be flushed with success with that design??
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