Best jokes

[Alley_Cat]

Great advertising pitch:

[Inmynaim]

I have a feeling someone has seriously screwed up!!

[Alley_Cat]

News item today about a multi million pound Chelsea residence having a basement renovation which went bang in the night - let’s hope no one was injured.

[Inmynaim]

Apparently noone in there fortunately

[raym55]

[NFG]

Well, at least they avoided the sign!

[Stephen_Tate]

HOW do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

[TheKevster]

[Eoink]

[Camphuw]

[TOBYJUG]

Try putting one of these under the Christmas tree.

[Dreadatthecontrols]

Wot, no toilet rolls?

[crispyduck]

I’ve got 99 cans but a pitcher ain’t one

[Dreadatthecontrols]

Does it come with a copy of HASWA Manual Handling Regs!

Family pack! My kind of family…

[Ebor]

I once tried an 8-pack of Pabst and couldn’t detect the existence of alcohol in it. Maybe 99 cans is how many you need to drink before you feel anything.

Mark

[Roos]

[Pete_the_painter]

What’s the difference between between a drummer and a pizza?

A pizza can feed 4.

[Camphuw]

Credit goes to the Patrick O’Brian FB page.

[Eoink]

I’m not sure whether to class this as a joke.

[TOBYJUG]

Just heard on the radio that Cullen skink could help curb a new strain of the coronavirus.
I do love this fishy soup.