I ordered four Kindles from Amazon as Xmas presents.
They sent me a Two Ronnies DVD.
Am using that, I wonder what they would send me if i asked for some O’s 
This is a sample of Ciren’ humour:
I saw a green parrot in the tesco car park in town, I tried persuading him to come down but he only said hello and wolf whistled me, I didnt know what to do!
What’s the opposite of a croissant?
A happy uncle.
Went to a fancy dress party.
“What have you come as? I was asked.
“A harp.”
“That costume’s too small to be a harp!”
“Are you calling me a lyre?”
2020: It’ll end in tiers, you know.
I’ve just been to the Optician for my annual eye test.
The Optician puts a contraption on my face ,and said " what can you see? "
“I see empty Airports and empty Football grounds”
I said " I see closed theatres , closed pubs, closed Restaurants "
That’s perfect says the Optician, you’ve got 2020 vision!
I don’t get it 
Fairy liquid advert for many years -'Hands that do dishes can be soft as your face with mild green Fairy Liquid.
Do dishes, judicious.
And “hands up!”, everybody who sang the line.
Dont go away, we’ll be back after the commercial break…
…or who immediately thought of Nanette Newman…
Ahhh domestic violence
The good old days
Your right, I’ve taken it down
I thought of Leslie Ash - her little girl in the ad