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Impressive!

Soundgarden.
Neds Atomic Dustbin.
Glass.
La Ley.

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Wow, good job. I can’t read music.

Please don’t be impressed - like any written communication, it’s very obvious if you speak the lingo and an utter mystery if you don’t!

Mark

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Late to this but I don’t think Dinosaur Jr has been mentioned yet.

Hans

I am reminded of my daughter playing this beautiful Sonata and Rondo Alla Turca on my late mother in law’s Bechstein upright as her party pieces .
Happy days .

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Remember to drink responsibly this xmas

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Damn, it’s too late now. May be my new year resolution. :thinking:

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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It’s a number you’ve never heard of.

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Tony Capstick was in the original ad.

Not sure he was in it but did do this parody

And probably inspired by The Four Yorkshireman

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Guess who I bumped into today at Specsavers?

Everyone!

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The difference between light and hard…you can get off to sleep with the light on.

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After much criticism that the new Covid rules were too complicated on the most important of issues, they have now been clarified as follows:

Tier 1: Pint
Tier 2: Pint and chips
Tier 3: No pints
Wales: Pub, no pints

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Good deed done today. This morning at the Tesco check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change she only had just under £50. I thought she was probably someone’s Gran and I’d like to think someone would have helped my Gran out when she was alive. She didn’t want me to help her but I insisted, and in no time we had all her shopping back on the shelves.

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