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How much did Santa’s Sleigh cost ?

Nothing. It was on the house.

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Thanks to another social website, posted by a friend …

And another one I could not resist … this time from ‘the hen house’.

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Safe storage?

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My wife would love that! She’s never seen the glory of records on shelves…or rather, the amount of records I have on shelves!

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One of them is Led Zeppelin - Trampled Under Foot :grinning:

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This is one piece of advice I won’t be following from those folk in Ciren’.

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This critique on my Instagram caused much amusement here…

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How do they know?

Zuckerberg knows everything.

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Apologies for this being U.K.-centric.

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Impressive! But it made me think of this picture which is depressing.

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From other social pages …

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Not a joke but something to (hopefully) bring a smile in these krazy time.

T’was a week before Christmas,
And all through the town,
People wore masks,
That covered their frown.

The frown had begun
Way back in the Spring,
When a global pandemic
Changed everything.

They called it Corona,
But unlike the beer,
It didn’t bring good times,
It didn’t bring cheer.

Airplanes were grounded,
Travel was banned.
Borders were closed
Across air, sea and land.

As the world entered lockdown
To flatten the curve,
The economy halted,
And folks lost their nerve.

From March to July
We rode the first wave,
People stayed home,
They tried to behave.

When summer emerged
The lock down was lifted.
But away from caution,
Many folks drifted.

Now it’s December
And cases are spiking,
Wave three has arrived,
Much to our disliking.

It’s true that this year
Has had sadness a plenty,
We’ll never forget
The year 2020.

And just ‘round the corner
The holiday season,
But why be merry?
Is there even one reason?

To decorate the house
And put up the tree,
Who will see it,
No one but me.

But outside my window
The snow gently falls,
And I think to myself,
Let’s deck the halls!

So, I gather the ribbon,
The garland and bows,
As I play those old carols,
My happiness grows.

Christmas is not cancelled
And neither is hope.
If we lean on each other,
I’m sure we can cope.

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