That’ll be Rudolph, in self-isolation due to a very red nose 
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It’s time for the three wise men to set off following the star however one of their camels refuses to take any water for what may be a long journey ahead.
Being wise of course, two of them have a solution and tell the third wise man, ‘Quietly go behind the camel and pick up these two large bricks’. ‘Timing is everything’, they add. ‘When your camel bends forward to take a sip quickly smash the bricks together on its testicles as hard as you can. Humpfull’s guaranteed!’
‘Won’t that hurt?’ enquires the man…’Only if you catch your thumbs between the bricks’ they reply.
Thanks to the originator. The old ones are the best. Specially adapted for Christmas by me.
Have a good one.
G
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Looks like he is ‘breaking the law’ by trying to (British) Steel a bike
I’ll get my coat
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Breaking News:
Cornwall has been placed on 4 tier lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to celebrate Christmas with their families. Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased there phenomenally.
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Lettuce hope not.
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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is stuck in a lorry park in Kent.
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By the mid-1990s, the increasing scale and complexity of their live shows meant that Pink Floyd ceased touring …
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It must also be causing problem with memory corruption @Fifty-Fifty - you posted this only yesterday!
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oops!