Best jokes

On the left: Covid-19 virus. On the right: the new mutant variation from Sarf Lundun.

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That’s brilliant !!

No no no !! it’s 4k

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Given my occupation consider this one borrowed, but with the modified text, “When lighting designers get it wrong”

Many thanks. :0)

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Ring-a-Ding !!!
I won an award - I’m a DEVOTEE - granted for visiting 365 consecutive days.
Champers Corks & Party Popper emojis are not required (emoji avoidance)
Its another CV-19 side affect.
What the hell, PAH !!! I laugh in the face of cabin fever, a few bottles of Thelema Pinotage & some favourite albums on the Naim.
Happy Christmas to all forum’ites

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Thanks to my friends in Prague for this …

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I cried…:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Hmm, I wonder if Danny’s role is logistics or QA.

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My favourite Christmas cracker joke so far…

What do you call a caveman fart ?

A blast from the past.

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I’ll get my coat…

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Or the dyslexic who walks into a bra and orders a drink

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(Seen on Twitter) Spoiler alert.

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Even if this isn’t a doctored picture (which I suspect it might be), foreshadowing the crucifixion in this way in a nativity scene has a long history in art and it’s a theologically rich idea. A picture that I remember finding fascinating as a younger person was Holman Hunt’s The Shadow of Death, which is a bit more subtle than the above.

[Yes, I know a post like this has no place in a thread called Best Jokes…]

Mark

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Roses are red
Beer is brown
Poetry’s difficult
Beer .

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You were close,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems are hard
Bacon.

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