Best jokes

[Ravvie]

Roses are red and Violets are blue,
So goes the age old rhyme,
But I know that Rose’s are blue and Violet’s are red,
I’ve seen them hanging on the line!

[billywindsock]

Or . . .
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
That’s what I like
Because I’m a nerd

[SteveD]

Hi Ebor,
I share your fascination with the Holman Hunt painting, having seen it on display at the Leeds art gallery.

[Corry]

To-con-vey one’s mood
In sev-en-teen syll-able-s
Is ve-ry dif-fic

Haiku, John Cooper Clarke

[anon23139555]

CAUTION Ebay scam beware!!

I ordered three bottles of my wife’s favourite perfume off eBay
And received a new MC cartridge , a pair of chord phono cables , and a mofi boxed set of the Beatles albums…

[Beachcomber]

It’s a bugger when that happens, isn’t it?

[Ebor]

Honestly, how do these criminals sleep at night?

[Martinzero]

Bill Bailey - U2 Failure - Part Troll

[JohnWillmott]

If Covid-19 caused di$ks to fall off, this pandemic would have been over about 6 di$ks in …

[TheKevster]

Everyone who received Jenner’s smallpox vaccine in 1798 has died… makes you think, doesn’t it?

[Proterra]

I could live with that on my bedroom ceiling???

[Hollow]

[Yeti]

You’d go blind.

[Camphuw]

Thanks to a local dog agility group for this.

[Martinzero]

Woody Allen - Eggs Benedict

[Martinzero]

Brilliant

Iraq Insurgent Subtitles | Sketch Comedy | SkitHOUSE

[anon23139555]

[TheKevster]

I couldn’t believe it when I saw this on Countdown. It was just bang out of order.

[Jamiewednesday]

So, after a rotten 2020, I’m planning out this year’s holiday.
Though I’m a bit nervous as in 2018 it was Majorca and my wife got pregnant.
2019, a trip to Greece and my wife got pregnant.
This year’s going to be different though.
She’s coming with me.

[Camphuw]

Thanks to ‘blogswallop’