If they could find a way of delivering the Covid vaccine in beer, they could open the pubs, and everyone would be done by Thursday next week.
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Breaking News:
A tour-bus containing session musicians and their instruments has overturned.
Police say to expect lengthy jams.
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I’ve just been outbid for that on Ebay…
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The place to go if you want to do it yourself
Spellchecking is important
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I was runner up last year!
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Who came 1st?
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IMPORTANT LOCK DOWN ADVICE
Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my tea, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn’t mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!! Certainly couldn’t share with the fridge, cause he’s been acting cold and distant!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn’t all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic…told me to just suck it up! But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip!! You can guess what the curtains told me
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Cue for a song
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Yes, I remember hearing that you’d come second.
Mark
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I got ejaculated
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Ah yes, that was a relaxing weekend jaunt.
