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Why do girls do that…and those ridiculous inch thick eyebrows that look drawn on with a black marker pen!
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Letting you all know that I’ve volunteered for the Russian Covid-19 vaccine trials held in the local Health Authority today. I received my first shot at 18:30 in the dispensary. It’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ос…
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Reminds me of those cats you used to stick on your car rear window
Leeds United have called for an immediate replay against Crawley Town in the FA Cup because one of the plumbers in midfield Isn’t Corgi registered.
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I came from a broken home.
My dad was crap at DIY.
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Had me in stitches!
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My granny would Definitely put her foot down if she had seen that.
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I didn’t cotton on to it at first, but eventually got it …
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I think most of the puns have been used - darn it!!!
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You guys have me in stitches!
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I just hope we don’t get any needle in this thread - whoops 2 for the price of one!
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Can’t be right, the Pope only listens to olive gear.
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What do you call a magic dog ?
A Labracadabrador.
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