Best jokes

Dreadatthecontrols · January 21, 2021, 4:57pm

News just in of a person collapsing on the luggage retrieval at Heathrow
Medics report that despite concerns the patient is coming round slowly

dave-marshall · January 21, 2021, 5:11pm

Paddy goes into the pub.

“Mick” he shouts, “Someone just stole your car!”

“Did you see who it was?” says Mick.

“No” says Paddy, “But I got the registration”.

Hollow · January 21, 2021, 5:29pm

I thought we’d moved on but sadly not

Ravvie · January 21, 2021, 7:21pm

Taken at my local park, within a 7 mile walk from home of course:

Yeti · January 21, 2021, 7:33pm

Nice to see it’s working.

Ravvie · January 22, 2021, 9:58am

Q: What does DDLDL spell?

A: It spells the end of Liverpool’s chances of winning the Premier League.

TOBYJUG · January 22, 2021, 1:44pm

I’ll have the penthouse apartment please.

GraemeH · January 22, 2021, 7:37pm

G

Jamiewednesday · January 22, 2021, 7:39pm

Loving the developers rushing to state there isn’t a problem. Honest. It’s meant to look like that.

Don · January 22, 2021, 7:43pm

Every pond should have a village !

or should that be quoted the other way round ?

Pete.T · January 22, 2021, 10:54pm

I Do !

BobF · January 23, 2021, 11:59am

plugs

Debs · January 24, 2021, 1:07am

I wonder if Spanish people sit about watching TV shows called: ‘A Place In The Rain’

swinnerton · January 24, 2021, 8:40am

GadgetMan · January 24, 2021, 6:15pm

Dad can we have Mc Donald’s ?

If you can spell it we will.

Can we KFC instead?

TheKevster · January 24, 2021, 6:37pm

I went into PC World earlier today. Bloody hell, you’ve really got to watch what you say in there!

TOBYJUG · January 24, 2021, 7:14pm

Little Penny had a big Fear of Missing Out.

MDS · January 24, 2021, 7:20pm

Ha ha, Kev. @TheKevster. That took me a few seconds. Good one!

Camphuw · January 26, 2021, 11:58am

Curtesy of the Tiger Lilies.

mfin99 · January 26, 2021, 4:00pm

Not a joke per se, but practical advice for Zoom calls…