Breaking news
The first COVID vaccine supplies are about to run short. Sources are concerned about public disturbances.
Pfizer Chiefs have said “They predict a riot”
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Let us not forget, Phil Spector was a murderer.
And that’s just what he did to “Let It Be”.
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I’m not surprised, they’ve been needling a lot of people lately.
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Latest lockdown board game
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Or maybe " Oh my god I can’t believe it, I’ve never been this far away from home"
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Brilliant
I just sold my best homing pigeon on a well known personal sales website for £875. Again.
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If you’re old enough to remember a certain BBC2 alternative comedy programme?
‘…cup cakes, crumbly candy bars’…
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Yes, it’s incredible, isn’t it?
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I just called the suppository helpline again.
I couldn’t believe how rude they were.
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How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach, It’s not hard ?
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Someone has stolen my thesaurus today. I can’t tell you how cross I am.
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Perhaps they should be polite to customers to protect their bottom line…
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