Buying a HiFi system
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We have a yellow snow warning today, strange but so far its the normal white colour.
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HI everyone, just to keep everyone updated. I’ve been admitted to hospital and they are keeping me in, I’ve only gone and poisoned myself (typical). What I thought was a simple onion turned out to be a daffodil bulb.
I’m feeling ok but they said I should be out sometime in the Spring 
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Some cracking puns on Twitter yesterday under the hashtag #ukpunday. My personal favourite:
“I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.”
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Did you re do it ?
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I love that one! Actually drew me in at first.
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This looks fitting for some on here!? 
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And, I find as I get older, door frames.
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And your heel is a Lego detector.
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