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We’re doomed, doomed I tell her’ (as quoted by a friend up in Aboyne).
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Reminds me of the old joke: how do bagpipe players know when they have learned to play them? (sorry already to all forum bagpipe players!!)
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It’s actually a video clip but the system doesnt allow, so took some stills I think you’ll get it


“It is over my nose!”

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Blimey. If anyone disproves the theory of evolution. Surely survival of the fittest should have pushed more people into an early demise…

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Well, if that’s the worst thing to happen in her life then she has little to complain about.

Gone.

The real joke is she’s filed a law suit against the manufacturer
Her claim is it doesn’t say “ don’t put on hair “ anywhere on the bottle Lolol
I guess her understanding of what glue is is very poor …

I suspect that she wouldn’t have read it if they had.

I guess it’s the irony of modern society. The theory of evolution is that the weak die so the species as a whole gets stronger. We’re doing our utmost best to keep the weak alive and are getting better and better at it.

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I might have to get one of those!

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The video clip is brilliant, shame cant upload it
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Speaking to a friend this morning about zooming with the grandchildren - then this pops up from those strange folk in Ciren’.

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Breaking news

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Apparently the law has been changed in France. The French are now allowed to eat lunch at their desks.

Previously, even eating an egg sandwich at your desk led to a telling oeuf.

(Credit: News Quiz, R4)

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