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I believe the expression goes something like ‘No sh*t Sherlock…’

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Reminds me of a flight I had in an MD10, mid Atlantic I was awoken with a horrible bang & grinding noise from overhead that told me the mid engine was in trouble. The usual calm as cream announcement from the pilot that its nothing to worry about, but we are heading for Reykjavik. When we arrived I looked up at the engine & the cowling was part missing & shredded with fan breakup holes. Oh well something different for my personal flight log.

Shirley you can’t be serious!

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What’s my vector Victor

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Another gem from those people in Ciren’.

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He’s that excited he’s been putting out tweets all morning.

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Duh, I am being slow this morning…I’d even started typing the name into Google

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Rod Stewart’s looking good for his age…

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Looks like Maggie did.

Me too!

Though the penny dropped with a loud clang as I was typing. :roll_eyes:

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For the gardeners amongst us …

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Time to re-pot the cat

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Careful with that one …there was a nasty spoof about fifteen years ago about “Bonsai Cats” that upset an awful lot of folks (my young daughter being one of them, who was in tears). OK, it was all clever use of Photoshop and narrative, but try telling that to a ten-year-old who loves her kitties.

Good Grumpy Cat face, though!

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