In Geology Fieldtrips No One Can Hear You Scream
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Sent by my eldest
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Breaking News.
The man employed to push the button to create artificial crowd noise when Liverpool score at Anfield has been furloughed.
Edit: Sunday. He has now had his employment terminated.
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Heard this on Radio 4 Extra during the week by Henry Normal poet & comedian.
It went something like this:-
My wife said to me you can’t find a rhyme for orange
I said I can Angela or Ange
As I call her
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Doorhinge.
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame retired today.
He received two years Back Pay, a Lump Sum, and a Case of Bells.
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Ben Fogle brought me back some Y fronts he bought whilst on holiday.
Fitted nice but he did warn me that Chernobyl Fallout.
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Friends
Just a reminder. The title of this thread is Best Jokes, not mediocre, not lame, not incoherent, but BEST!
I realize, that this remark may lead some on this site to wonder where is my Best Joke contribution? I apologize, but I am not a gifted humorist. I know this for a fact, whereas some of you, similarly afflicted, seem totally unaware.
All I ask, is that those of you with biting wit and a well developed funny bone, please contribute as soon as possible.
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Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astair did, backwards.
Wearing high heels…
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‘Best’ is a relative term. As is the word ‘joke’. What you think is best may be mediocre to others and vice versa. This is a lighthearted thread that surely doesn’t require a 1 - 10 ‘standard’ to be met before a joke is posted.
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Imagine if Rod started giving us all a 1-10 rating.
(Probably a few that could get a change if laid down for a while)
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