Haven’t you got your coat yet! 
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Just waiting for the Taxi!
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Regulars at an Absinthe bar, prove contrary to popular belief, that it does not cause hallucinations
“Taxi for Dread…!”
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Mathematicians – Get your kicks on 8.124038.
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Square.
Or 4.04, 2.85, 2.31 etc etc…
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D!
A couple goes to see a marriage counsellor. They say their marriage is on the rocks because they never speak to each other.
The counsellor tries to get them to talk, but they just sit there with their arms folded and their mouths closed. He tries playing games. He tries tricking them. Nothing he can do can get them to talk to each other.
Finally, he pulls out an electric bass and starts playing a solo.
Instantly, the couple turns to each other and starts conversing for the first time in months.
“How on earth did you know that would work?” they ask.
“Simple,” he says, “Everyone always talks during the bass solo.”
[Nicked from a comment on the Groan’s website – but worth sharing]
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The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
-Robert Bloch
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