Switch on the wall in my son’s room…
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I’m gonna call this one Mussolini. The Ducktata.
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Have you told him you’re his father?
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Yoda is the wrong image for this, it should be Luke.
Because… ‘Luke on the bright side’.
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I like the automatic translation Dadaist knock-knock joke:
Hit Hit Hit!
Who’s there?
During the time.
When who?
Yes.
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or even (must be sung to a well-known toon)
“Always Luke on the bright side of light…”
I’ll get me coat…
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Polce toay announce they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts
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That looks like Bodiam Castle, just down the road from here…
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I’ve definitely tasted that.
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
“The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.
The man sympathized and said “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.” “You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”
“That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”
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" a portrait is a likeness in which there is something wrong with the mouth"
…John Singer Sargent