Best jokes

I wondered if this should be on Show Us Your Pet photos thread

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Undoubtedly written by a dog owner!

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Sent to me by a dog owner

This is a real drink

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As @Rod_Smith already said…

Ah, this is in the best jokes,Not What Wine, a comment such “I’ve had a few glasses of that” can be open to a different interpretation

A cheeky wee Beaujolais?

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:grinning: :grinning: :grinning:

It may be real, but it’s still French.

Are you turning your nose up?

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These days, it’s not that someone can afford and drive a Lamborghini that makes me jealous

It’s that


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they have the knees and hips to get in and out of it

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I heard there is to be a European Super League for a few rich clubs.

I believe this is the correct thread to bring this up.

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A physicists’ favorite meal ? Fission chips …

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I still recall from school that the physicist’s favourite girlfriend is Ivy Watts.

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Gives them atomic ache though.

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I arrived early at the local restaurant last night.

The manager said: “Do you mind waiting for a bit?”

I said: “That’s fine”.

He said: “Good, take these drinks to table 7”…

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