steve
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And she replied: “Alisson, it’s the 94th minute, just get up the other end and head the ball!”
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That is exactly what I believe is happening. 
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Feel like you are being watched ?
You’re not alone !
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A colleague at work had a t-shirt that I really liked.
" G.C.H.Q.
Always listening to our customers"
Edit: Amazon have them.
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I always thought that this joke would have worked better if the designer had bothered to understand that it’s GCHQ not G.C.H.Q.
Sloppy work, basically
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I doubt that most would notice or, frankly, care - the joke is “good enough”. A bit like the Banksy artwork.
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I miss this one completely …
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A Monk has seen the image of God in a tub of margarine,
when asked about it he said “I can’t believe it’s not Buddah”
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My friends thinks i’m obsessed with Astronomy.
Really ? What planet are they on ?
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When I was in the army the sgt major shouted at me…
‘smith, I didn’t see you at camouflage practice today.
I replied, ‘Thank you very much sir’
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Went into a sex shop with the misses…
She started jumping up and down pointing and saying ‘the red one’, ‘I want the red one’…
No dear, that’s the fire extinguisher 
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steve
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