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I saw Cher and her twin sister in a restaurant last night, yes it was Cher and Cher alike.

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:small_blue_diamond:And this quote,… I Love It :+1:t2::grin:.

/Peder🙂

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An old Spike Milligan joke that always raises a titter.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Get it out with Optrex.

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The worst two Winters of the 20th Century?

Mike and Bernie.

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Harsh, but fair.

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‘Eeeeee’

That’s all I remember.

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That’s as good as it got.

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I remember them. Their act consisted of a dog called Schnorbitz and 2 straight men. (Not funny as opposed to not gay!)

So how were they different from Mike and Bernie?

Piped into the State Banquet to ‘Charlie is My Darlin’

Possibly.

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:small_blue_diamond:Saw this picture in a Naim-Facebook group.
Think this kind of humor is fun.

/Peder🙂

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:small_blue_diamond:Pondered on whether I should post this picture here,.or in the “Brexit or Bust” thread :wink:.

/Peder :slightly_smiling_face:

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I just lost 20% of my sofa: ouch!

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Had to think about that one for a moment, Kev :grin:

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Too early in the day for me. :thinking:

Think of another five-letter word for sofa and remove 20% of it.

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Doctor: I’m afraid your DNA is backwards…

Patient: And?

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