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That reminds me of when I worked for a while in Loughborough, staying in a hotel.

One evening we went to an Italian restaurant called Angelo’s, we took some new members of staff from work there and one of them asked the proprietor what they had for vegetarians. ‘A doctor’ was the reply which sent the restaurant into fits of laughter!

No offence intended to vegetarians!

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Borrowed from a science site.

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Just heard my favourite, but ineffective, French teacher died last week. Adios Amigo.

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Software Development Cycle

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That - or variants of it - has long been one of my favourites (having worked in the software industry for many years).

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And it’s scarily apt!

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Isn’t it just!

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Having been on the front line trying to locate, specify and roll out a Laboratory Information Management Systems it completely true.

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Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, you’ll never hear the end of it.

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Borrowed another forum.

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