steve
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Went for a job interview at a helium balloon factory last week.
Didn’t take it in the end.
I refuse to be spoken to like that.
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Sounds like they were basket cases …
Isn’t it “I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice”?
My mate loves it there though. He can’t speak highly enough of it.
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A world-famous heart surgeon drops his 7 Series BMW into his local dealership for a service.
A mechanic catches him & says “Take a look at this Doc, I think you’ll find it interesting”.
He then shows the surgeon a stripped-down engine from a BMW M5 & tells him “I’ve got to rebuild this engine so that it performs like new. I take it apart, re-bore the cylinders, fit new cylinder liners, new valves, camshafts, cam followers & skim the head before putting it all back together to within a tolerance of fractions of a millimetre. Exactly like your job, eh Doc?”
“Yes” agrees the surgeon.
“Well,” continues the mechanic, “how come I earn £30,000 a year & yet you earn £300,000 a year?
The surgeon replies “Try doing it while the engine is still running”.
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…I hope no one is offended by this.
Well, if they are you can console yourself with the thought that may well have more important things to worry about in the not too distant future.
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Must be those new Cornish run flat tyres ?
Happy Birthday Barbie. 85 today !
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The Americans did major in some seriously strange and ugly cars.
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I see Orions belt … yes ?
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