Best jokes

[Jamiewednesday]

I don’t get it

[Ravvie]

Well, us stargazers keep going on about wanting dark skies.

[swinnerton]

[crispyduck]

Courtesy of this week’s Private Eye

[bruss]

I hear that in the voice of Eddie Izzard.

[crispyduck]

Indeed - as in Death Star Canteen!

Eddie Izzard "Death Star Canteen" Sketch From Circle

[billywindsock]

This is what sand looks like under a microscope.

[JOF]

I saw a man dressed as Henry VIII asking for money. Surely beggars can’t be Tudors?

[Camphuw]

[swinnerton]

[Ian2001]

ouch - very true though

hic

[Camphuw]

[billywindsock]

[Stephen_Tate]

[Ted]

John Lennon didn’t have a mom. He had a mum! He was British not American.

[Ian2001]

[Camphuw]

[Debs]

[Collywobbles]

Brilliant

[Inmynaim]

@Debs

Don’t tell him your name Daley …