Due to stress Satan has gone bald.
That will be one hell toupee.
A long time ago
In a galaxy far, far away…
They used Phillips screws to build lightsabers
(can you spot it ?)
Disappointing - you would expect Jedi to use pozidrive, wouldn’t you?
Mark
No…
I’d expect at least a hex socket button head, but probably a Torx button head or a penta-star button head!
Thinking about it… As each Jedi constructs their own lightsabre, maybe that was all that was available at the time!
If you are talking about the ones at the base of the handle, they’re not hex bolts, they’re hex socket button head screws.
Careful, everyone, we’re in danger of going down the previous Best Jokes rabbit hole, where there was only 1/16th of an inch between the discussion and utter boredom.
Mark
I am still hankering after one of @TOBYJUG’s rulers.
Especially at my age, I need all the help I can get!
My fairly obese parrot died today.
A sad event clearly, however it’s a weight off my shoulders.
It seems to me, wherever you are in the world, the Man United marketing department has got there first. Part of my brekkie this morning.
And in ‘red’ sauce as well!
I’ve just heard from News Thump that a lactose intolerant pastry chef has started a not for profiterole organisation.
took me a while to ‘get’ this !!!
Pirate goes to the doctor and says to him
“Can you have a look at my moles?”
Doctor says "Don’t worry they’re benign”
Pirate says
“Don’t worry, ye say, but there be only eight this mornin’!”