Due to stress Satan has gone bald.
That will be one hell toupee.
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A long time ago
In a galaxy far, far away…
They used Phillips screws to build lightsabers
(can you spot it ?)
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Disappointing - you would expect Jedi to use pozidrive, wouldn’t you?
Mark
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No…
I’d expect at least a hex socket button head, but probably a Torx button head or a penta-star button head!
Thinking about it… As each Jedi constructs their own lightsabre, maybe that was all that was available at the time!
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If you are talking about the ones at the base of the handle, they’re not hex bolts, they’re hex socket button head screws.
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Careful, everyone, we’re in danger of going down the previous Best Jokes rabbit hole, where there was only 1/16th of an inch between the discussion and utter boredom.
Mark
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I am still hankering after one of @TOBYJUG’s rulers.
Especially at my age, I need all the help I can get!
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My fairly obese parrot died today.
A sad event clearly, however it’s a weight off my shoulders.
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It seems to me, wherever you are in the world, the Man United marketing department has got there first. Part of my brekkie this morning.
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And in ‘red’ sauce as well!
I’ve just heard from News Thump that a lactose intolerant pastry chef has started a not for profiterole organisation.
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took me a while to ‘get’ this !!! 
Pirate goes to the doctor and says to him
“Can you have a look at my moles?”
Doctor says "Don’t worry they’re benign”
Pirate says
“Don’t worry, ye say, but there be only eight this mornin’!”
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