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Alan Johnson, former home secretary and now writer, on the radio just now. He has put some sex scenes in his new novel. He confessed that he feared that he might win the ‘Bad Sex Award’. His wife said, ‘no, it’s for writing about it.’
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Ah, but Phil McCann is a real reporter
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That was the joke. See @sniffpetrol on that there Twitter, who deserves the credit for them.
I was in the petrol queue for hours
Eventually got to the pumps
Got so emotional
Started to fill up
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What’s the difference between Petrol and Paraffin?
There are two Effs in Paraffin but no Effin Petrol!
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Recently had my 3rd booster jab.
I’m now so chock full of AstraZeneca.
The other day whilst queuing at the Post office, I sneezed and immunised the two people standing behind me.
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