Pink Floyd anybody?
At least they don’t have to play solitaire!
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They might be, For All We Know.
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They’re slow workers, i asked them Only Yesterday and they said, It’s Going To Take Some Time
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If they are slow workers neither are a Superstar
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Oh, they only work on Rainy Days And Mondays?
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If they finish what they are making they will be on Top of The World
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steve
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This thread is a poster child for a topic not living up to its title.
Here we go again, scraping the bottom of the ‘jokes’ barrel for some sexist claptrap.
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If you have no sense of humour, don’t read the jokes thread, simples!
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On a tangent, but when asked how many people work in our firm, I usually reply ‘About half of them…’
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On the same tangent; when asked what it’s like being employed by the firm, some will answer: " it’s better than working for a living".
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.
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Hmmm. Provocative. New Zealand may just be far enough away for safety!!
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How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. Next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
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