Pink Floyd anybody?
At least they don’t have to play solitaire!
They might be, For All We Know.
They’re slow workers, i asked them Only Yesterday and they said, It’s Going To Take Some Time
If they are slow workers neither are a Superstar
Oh, they only work on Rainy Days And Mondays?
If they finish what they are making they will be on Top of The World
steve
This thread is a poster child for a topic not living up to its title.
Here we go again, scraping the bottom of the ‘jokes’ barrel for some sexist claptrap.
If you have no sense of humour, don’t read the jokes thread, simples!
On a tangent, but when asked how many people work in our firm, I usually reply ‘About half of them…’
On the same tangent; when asked what it’s like being employed by the firm, some will answer: " it’s better than working for a living".
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.
Hmmm. Provocative. New Zealand may just be far enough away for safety!!
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. Next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.