In the words of Metallica, Sad But True…
steve
Watching quiz show
Q: Mach 2 is twice the speed of…what?
Contestant: Um, Mach 1?
Like it🙂
Not wrong
That’s rether hard on pedestrians.
There isn’t a skull for cyclists themselves. I wonder what that would be.
Daughter1 in her first days at Primary School. She had the usual battery of “intelligence/aptitude” tests. She failed on one that first showed a stick figure “floating” on water - she said “swimming” ( she was already a consummate swimmer!); the second picture showed the stick man “sinking” - she said “drowning”. Even the teacher found it amusing, but as daughter had used the “wrong” words, she was marked down.
She concluded her education with an M.Maths and a PGCE from Oxford…
Probably aerodynamic with large nostrils holes for air intake 
On my way out the house this morning someone had dumped a large pile of Lego on the patio. I wasn’t sure what to make of it.
Man approaches an airline check-in desk with three suitcases.
“I’d like this one to go to Los Angeles; this one to go to Frankfurt; and this one to go to Hong Kong.”
“I’m very sorry sir, we can’t do that.”
“What do you mean you can’t do that? You did it last time I flew with you.”
On the approach to Heathrow once upon a time there was a large-scale model of Concorde, with the then British Airways tagline of:
“Breakfast in London
Lunch in New York.”
Under which someone had spray-painted
‘Luggage in Abu Dhabi’
