Felt very sorry for contestant on ‘Blankety Blank’ reboot last night…
“Peter Andre saw what appeared to be a ghostly woman last night, but it actually turned out to be a ‘mysterious blank’ “
Her answer was ‘Ghoul’
Far to clever for the show though, everyone else put Girl of course!
Whiskers ?
I like jokes like this as I can forward them to my grandchildren who also love puns and plays on words.
I have not cared for some of the recent postings on this site but that applies to much of what currently passes as ‘humour’.
I went to the betting shop to put a tenner on aliens landing on Earth in the next year. The odds were 10,000/1, which I thought was quite good. While I was there I asked the chap behind the the counter what the odds were on Spurs winning a trophy in the next ten years.
‘I don’t know,’ he said, ‘why don’t you ask the aliens when you see them?’
Similar to the one about the little boy that goes to meet Santa in his grotto.
Santa: Ho, Ho, Ho, and what would you like for Christmas?
Boy: I’d like a Pink and blue striped unicorn.
Santa: (laughing) I’m afraid that’s impossible. anything else?
Boy: Oh in that case I’d like Southampton FC avoid relegation this year.
Santa: What colour was that unicorn?
I’m pink therefore I’m spam
You can lead a whore to water but can you make her think ?
Met an old friend with no legs at the bus stop this morning, not seen him for ages.
“How you getting on?” I said.
Conte surely? COYS!!
I think the funny version of this has ‘culture’ for ‘water’.
Wasn’t it a Dorothy Parker line? Challenged to come up with a sentence containing the word horticulture, she produced that.
You are right sincere apologies for getting it wrong and not being funny .
That’s funny!
“You can lead a man to slaughter but you’re never going to make him think.” is a Roy Harper lyric and not the worst in that song.
Mabe the ‘s’ was a slip of the pen? 
Probably…not!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ?
