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Thanks to all contributors, we now have an expanded set of definitions:

Introduction: Process of addition of ducks from external sources.
Induction: Process of addition of ducks from internal sources.
Deduction: Process of removal of ducks.
Reduction: Process of exchange of existing ducks with replacement ducks.
Abduction: Process of pushing ducks away.
Adduction: Process of pulling ducks towards.
Subduction: Process of pulling ducks underneath something (typically water).
Conduction: Process of a duck carrying out a scam on another duck (may involve Seduction).
Seduction: Non-violent courtship routine of some duck species.
Production: Outcome of above if successful.
Transduction: Realisation by a duck of a state of gender dysphoria.

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Subtle

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My Christmas ducks :duck:

Putting them on my Harbeths - conduct unbecoming

A man’s never alone with a rubber duck

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There is no reflection on those that don’t get it.

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This thread has gone quackers

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Time to duck out…

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The Andrew formally known as Prince.

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Now taken down…

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I appear to have been censored…

steve

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I can’t understand why the apparent mystery behind the refusal of Novak to get his jabs to play some tennis.

Surely the clue is in his name?

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10 4.

…now where is that convoy :grin:

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Apparently Australian TV is now filming a brand new reality TV show. It’s called “I’m A Celebrity - Get Me An Exemption”

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Seems they’ve just reverted to the original name, “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here”

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He should have been shot…
twice.

Then he’d have been able to play.

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We currently have no Dukes of Edinburgh, York, or Sussex.
I don’t want to alarm anyone but we are again exposed to Viking marauders on the Eastern flank.

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As part of a crackdown on gambling firms’ names appearing on football shirts, Sir Richard Branson has been asked to sponsor Tottenham Hotspur.

However he declined the offer, saying: “I couldn’t put VIRGIN on the shirts of a team that gets fcuked every week!”

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Charles: So, do you still think you’re going to win our next game of Idiot Younger Brother Top Trumps?

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