Perhaps William should give his private citizen uncle the bracelet he’s wearing
To continue the recent trend on this thread, the duke of york is well and truly ducked
Andrew - previously known as Prince
Good one! I think the original line was - ‘formerly’ known …
Sorry if that seemed a little pedantic, not my intention.
You let your Novak in, your Novak out.
In, out, in, out
You make it up about
Do the Jokey Djokey and you change your mind,
And that’s what it’s all about
Oh, do the Jokey Djokey
Oh, do the Jokey Djokey
Oh, do the Jokey Djokey
Hawke sent, court stretched
Tah, rah, Nole, tara.
The English cricket team Also lied on their visa
Entry Forms
- about their occupation
My new Wombles pepper mill I got for Christmas is rubbish.
Everything is either under ground or over ground.
At least it was free according to the next line!
Novak Djokovic has just been appointed head coach to the England cricket team. Although he doesn’t have any first class cricket experience, it did take the Australians two weeks to get him out.
I was walking down the street and someone shouted at me “Remember George Clooney”.
Later, the same man came up to me in the supermarket, tapped me on the shoulder and said “Remember George Clooney!”
Two hours after, a car pulled up, the same man wound down the window and called “Remember George Clooney”.
Right, I thought, that’s it, I’m going to the police about this.
“Can you tell me anything about this man?” The officer enquired.
“Well, not really” I said. “But he does remind me of George Clooney.”
To be fair, I think the spelling exhibited is symptomatic of trying to keep a bored but energetic six-year old contained long enough to type a message.
If it had been an audio message, in my mind it would have been screamed at the phone in the manner of an infantryman under close contact calling in an airstrike.
Mark