Yes, probably best in a dedicated thread.
Thanks for the enlightenment.
Mrs Plane and I will not be taking up that option!
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what
kind of meat it is but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so
they begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, “It’s what mummy calls me sometimes”.
The little girl screams to her brother,"Don’t eat it, it’s an ass**le.
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Thinking of doing a Victor Meldrew impersonation?
a) don’t
b) leave it
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Brilliant!
– Sarcasm won’t get you anywhere
– Well, it got me into the 2019 World Sarcasm Championship in Urugay.
– Really?
– No
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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is this Father?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don"t know what it is.” While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son… “Go get your Mother.”
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A group of primary school children were being shown round the local church last week.
They got to the part of the church where all the old military flags hang.
Little Johnny asks the Vicar, “What are all those old flags?”
The vicar replied that they are to commemorate all those who died in the Services.
After a few moments thinking Johnny then asks the Vicar, " Would those be the morning or the evening services".
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What’s on Chris Rock’s face?
Fresh Prints!
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I’ve just been discharged from the RAF.
Apparently ‘bomb bay doors’ isn’t an Indian rock tribute act.
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Did anyone see that news story about the cheese factory explosion in France?
De brie was everywhere.
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