Best jokes

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Just been to Boots and bought a new first-aid kit.

Thought I’d treat myself.

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Gone.

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Flesh Prints?

Only “two” states. Obviously then, not Nanny Ogg’s cat, Greebo!

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…and in Britain, Aqua-puncture.

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I used to work for a motor insurance company - my favourite was

Was the accident reported to the police ?

Answer Yes

Which officer

Answer PC 396 Smith

Details of accident Knocked PC 396 Smith off bicycle . He wasn’t very happy about it

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Perhaps the best April fool?

Or is it the new Linn Dehumidifier?

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From Ken Bruce on R2:

"I’ve just bought a signed photograph of Henry Winkler for £4.99, on ebay.

Happy days."

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