When I heard they’d found a cure for dyslexia, it was music to my arse.
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How very depressing.
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Looks like the plants you see in supermarkets - they havent worked out plants need water either …
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The irony contained in that picture works on two levels … … … the planters were donated by Yorkshire Water, but the plants are dying through lack of … … … water!
The photo shows both the withering plants and the sea … … … in Withernsea!
I know I’m stating the blindingly obvious, but hey, it made me smile.
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Went on my bike to the off licence for a bottle of whisky.
Put it in the basket on the front of the bike, then thought that if I fell off on the way home, it would break and I’d lose it all.
So I decided to drink it all there and then.
Good job I did, because I fell off seven times.
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I went to see the Large Hadron Collider as it reopened this week. One of the physicists asked me what I knew about atoms.
“Very little,” I replied.
“Anything else?”
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News item:
Teachers are apparently concerned that pupils have been getting bigger when compared with those of forty years ago.
The solution seems straightforward. Just teach them from further away.
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That’s a future perspective.
Wot no Testicles ?
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I don’t think eunuch was a Greek hero
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They sing hymns of praise about about him
You’ve never heard a canticle ?
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‘Canticles’
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