Hope this doesn’t offend anyone …
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Removing the lens from an eye wouldn’t provide enough material to interest anything bigger than a ferret.
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Where is that from Tobyjug? I need to read the rest!!
I’d be surprised if porn like that manages to, er, stay up.
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Not a joke but I was reminded about this yesterday, the occassion I was driving with my MD and he took a call:
“Hi Darling, everything alright?”
“You’ve what….?”
“You’ve hit another car?”
“Well, what happened? Are you OK? Whe……The other car…is a Ferrari?”
“Really?! Well how…………He’s a what?”
“You’ve hit a Ferrari. And it was being driven by a solicitor…”
Clearly I found this more than hilarious.
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I asked an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman if they could see me. They responded ‘yes’, ‘oui’, ‘si’,’ ja’.
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At any given time, the temptation to sing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ is never more than a whim away.
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WHAT did the football manager do when the pitch was flooded?
He sent on his subs.
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