If genuine, then the UK comedy rosters should be well-stocked by now.
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Funny, but we all know it was a border terrier 
It’s not even a border… it’s a cat.
In Ancient Egypt cats were worshipped as gods… they still haven’t forgotten this.
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Perhaps in heaven, but even the cat in our house thinks he’s a border terrier.
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a Dane, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Slovak, an Australian, an Egyptian, a New Zealander, a Japanese, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Uzbek, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a North Korean, a South Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Israeli, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Liechtensteiner, a Moldovan, a Syrian, an Aruban, a Mongolian, a Portuguese, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Cook Islander, a Norfolk Islander, a Haitian, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Tajikistani, an Armenian, an Albanian, a Samoan, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Belarusian, a Qatari, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Cuban, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Rwandan and a Central African Republica(?)n walk into a fine restaurant.
“I’m sorry,”
says the maître d’,
“but you can’t come in here without a Thai.”
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[‘Grammer’ School: Lancashire council’s sign error amuses pupils - BBC News](https://www.bbc dot co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-61394607)
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Sad comment on modern youth, that no pupil has thought to amend the a to an i.
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My inflatable house got a puncture last night. Now I’m living in a flat.
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In a similar vein:
What did the inflatable headmaster say to the inflatable pupil in the inflatable school?
You have let yourself down, you have let me down, and you have let the school down.
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Boo, hiss!
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Very sharp-witted
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HaHa, like that.
Interesting though, we can show a joke like this with our heir to the throne front and centre, yet there are lots of people in the world who are out of bounds…And not just on the forum.
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An illustration of the importance of correct spilleng…
Strange I thought that one would go straight down the pan.
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In England “Booster shot” is spelt as ‘Borchestershire shot’.
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After the first 37 minutes and already two goals down and one player down , the Arsenal defence
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