I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines. He’s a singer songwriter or sew it seams.
Just spoke to Bill Withers and told him Ain’t No Sunshine is poor grammar.
He said “I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.”
I’ve heard Rick telling this tale, but had never seen it. I think it was actually funnier when Rich described it.
My wife and I have been happily married for 6 years🙂.
Next month is our silver wedding anniversary.
Daffy Duck and Elma fudd break into a distillery.
Daffy. Is this whisky ?
Elma. Not as whisky as wobbing a bank.
You ducked that one.
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
Just ordered 4 Kindles from Amazon.
For some reason they’ve sent me a Two Ronnies DVD.
That’s so bad it deserves 
…a raspberry that is 
Sometimes, the really corny jokes are the best … … … they emerge on the far side of crap. 
Past corny, through crap and into the bright sunlit uplands of funny.
Exactly! 
A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.
“Doctor, I don’t feel too good”…
said the little Paper bag…
“Hmm, you look OK to me”…
said the Doctor,
“But I’ll do a blood test and see what that shows. Come back and see me in a couple of days”…
The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results…
“What’s wrong with me”…?
asked the little paper bag…
“I’m afraid you are HIV positive”…
said the doctor…
“No, I can’t be I’m just a little paper bag”…
Said the little paper bag…
“Have you been having unprotected sex”…?
asked the doctor.
“No I can’t do things like that I’m just a little paper bag”…
“Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users”… asked the doctor…
“No I can’t do things like that I’m just a little paper bag”…
“Perhaps you’ve been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion”…?
queried the doctor…
“No I don’t have a passport”…
I’m just a little paper bag…
“Well”…
said the doctor,
“Are you in a Sexual Relationship”…?
“No I can’t do things like that I’m just a little paper bag”…
“Then there can be only one explanation”…
said the doctor…
This is a good one - wait for it … … … … …
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“Your mother must have been a carrier”…