I called in on the local Chinese takeaway on the way home from the pub and asked for the specials.
I ended up with too much foo yung.
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Pinching that one, Kev. 
Edit : Already recycled.
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What happened to the best jokes thread?
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We went out to eat last night and after waiting an hour for my starter I complained. It’s not rocket salad.
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On the way back I picked up a hitchhiker. You have to when you hit them.
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When I got home I thought Combine Harvesters. Then you’d you’d have a really big restaurant.
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Then I said goodnight to the kids, 5 and 6.
Terrible at naming things in our house.
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I wasn’t particularly close to my grandad before he died. Which was lucky because he trod on a landmine.
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Apparently 1 in 10 people are conceived in an IKEA bed. Crazy, those places are really well lit.
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Are you Mr Mogg?
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The honourable member for the late 19th century?
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Indeed, the steampunk c3po 
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That’s a bit harsh on C3P0
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My girlfriend is very short and she gets fed up with me making fun of her height.
So tonight I’m going to make it up to her.
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Oh great! It’s the perfect grammar police here again to annoy us …
What on earth is wrong with beginning a sentence with But or And or So on a casual audio thread forum such as this? Jeez mon …
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I like start sentences with “flubber” and wonder why people think I’m odd.
I really think the human race has a little more to worry about right now.
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I think even C3PO and his six million languages would fail to understand what Mogg says.
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Aye, that’s the point I was trying to make in my clumsy way 
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Ahh yes, I re-read it and I get it now. Thanks for clarifying.
Good on ya mate …
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