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" I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse".

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Had the same, at a car dealer , the salesman wanted to talk about Nano Paint Technology and I asked him to tell me a little about it.

The next garage , the salesman said the same and smiled at my response.

Guess why I am driving Suzuki over VW

Courtesy of LinkedIn

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Too subtle for me…

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Picture is Elton John and Kiki Dee when they were both Coronation Street regulars.

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Good Lord. Really? I should get out more

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I feel I should show a picture of a water bed at this point

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It would only confuse @Stilts even more…

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It was the funniest thing I saw in a long while

Coronation street? I’m afraid your reference is too esoteric.

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Or the 2-30 at Kempton today was missing a few runners.

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If you are not resident in the UK then you will probably not have heard of the worlds longest running TV soap opera.

Coronation Street has been running for 62 years & still attracts some of our biggest TV audiences on a regular basis. A Google search will tell you a lot more if you want to know.

Obviously Elton & Kiki were not in it for the whole time…

…or for any time at all!

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As Canaryfan points out , this is a bit esoteric, the couple shown are not Elton and Kiki

They were Reg and Maureen , one of the funniest scenes I can remember was when they finally got to consummate their passion , on a water bed. Things did not entirely go to plan, you might say it ended up as a damp squib.

It is a very funny scene

I was a soap dodger even before moving to France.

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Regarding the third one, my surname is also Drinkwater and I used to work in a brewery!

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