Best jokes

We’ve just been clearing out the in-law’s house which is quite a sad activity. My wife found this letter which made us laugh out loud ( no really, we did). Hope you find it amusing and that you do not get a cricked neck reading it.

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Spare a thought for his poor wife!

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Sign of the times?

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If you’ve never tried sparkling Bath water, you haven’t lived. Gives a lovely sensation all over.

Mark

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I still chuckle at the one about the OB-GYN who repainted his hall through the letterbox.

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The way I heard it, he repapered the hall through the letterbox!

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One of Swarbs’ best …

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When you lied on your CV about having had previous sheepdog experience

(Cheers to my bezzie @Endon for that one)

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There hasn’t been a laugh-out-loud joke fro a while.
Thanks …

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There’s something about the dog’s expression (‘Oh sh*t, what have I got myself into’) that seems to resonate

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Nicked this straight from the ‘Listening To’ thread (sorry, @patk!)

Naim Forumite contemplates the mysteries of toe-in.

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Mrs Ebor, after I forwarded that to her: ‘I would like to say that’s not fair, but…’

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My favourite ever Larson:

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Always remains one of my favourites…

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That belongs in the management speak thread…

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