A delivery driver pulled over beside me the over day and asked what the time was. I said no problem it’s between 8am and 5pm.
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Always loved this.
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Recent out of office reply:
I am on annual leave. If your issue is urgent, please either re-evaluate your idea of urgent, or consider whether email is an appropriate means to contact an anaesthetist in an emergency.
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PS I work in a hospital…
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My wife is a doc, she usually says ‘the pathologist-anatomist is always right’ when someone kicks in an open door.
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I had a friend who was a retired pathologist, with a wicked sense of humour. He sadly died a couple of years ago. Most of his jokes were not repeatable, but I remember him telling us this one.
What’s the difference between a physician, a surgeon, a psychiatrist, and a pathologist?
-The physician knows everything and does nothing.
-The surgeon knows nothing and does everything.
-The psychiatrist knows nothing and does nothing.
-The pathologist knows everything, but always a week too late.
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Got there eventually! Had to cheat.
I have no idea what that’s supposed to be about…
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Mine as well
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