A gentleman having bought a table at an auction did not, as he have ought to have done, come to fetch it away.
The auctioneer pronounced him to be the most uncomfortable man he has ever sold anything to.
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From The Secret Nerd Base on FB.
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Apologies if anyone finds this insulting or racist. Thanks to the other place, this time on the Cirencester forum.
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I walked into the newsagents and asked if they sold Oyster Cards.
The cashier said, “For the bus?”
I said, “No, it’s my oyster’s birthday.”
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I went to see a psychiatrist. He asked me why I was there. I replied “l like pancakes”. He looked at me quizzically and said “Well I like pancakes too”. So I invited him to come and see my collection.
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Actually seen this in a lift, it was a high res video wall and after people get in the floor would give way…class.
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Now that we have gagged to talk about some topics 
,.So,I think this is funny 
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/Peder🙂
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Somewhat un-PC 
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Can’ t believe she put on their go out and get some new speakers😉
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She meant to, but there wasn’t enough room, I expect.
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I noticed there is a competition for ‘World’s best sexual contortionist’, so I’ve entered myself.
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Well true, but she didn’t write not too. Although I’m pretty sure she will next time though.
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I’m sure there are other things she won’t tell you not to buy…
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I wish this were a joke …
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I bet the chimps weren’t amused!
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