My Grandma was a malaphor grammarian.
She sucked, at blowing her owned trumpet.
(Feel free to correct my Grandma)
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It is not proper electronics without a 666 timer.
Is that the diabolic successor to the 555?
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I miss the text inverter feature to listen to forbidden texts.
It will never get off the ground. It’s all in one box innit
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I saw a few references to yellow snow warnings in the last few weeks but I know they’re only going to repeat the instruction not to eat it.
“Watch out where the huskies go and don’t you eat that yellow snow “
Frank Zappa
Capitalisation: the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse and … well, you know …
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In the interests of home improvements, I called the builders merchants. I said, ‘I want some guttering’.
He said, ‘how long do you want it?’
I said, ‘I want to keep it’.
(6.30 comedy slot on R4)
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Very clever.
I’ve been staring at it for ages…nothing except some interwoven shapes. Is it one of those Magic Eye defocussing thingys or am I up a wrong tree?
Do you see the grid lines curving in the areas you are not focusing on?
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They’re ‘trembling’…is that the idea 
?
I was looking for a shape or form to coalesce!
My eyes have been a bit funny lately, ao I assumed they were just not getting it.
The interwoven shapes are illusions (more-or-less). As you move your eyes, those shapes twist and change.
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Ah…I, erm, see. Thanks. I’ll give it another bit of Zen-staring!
Edit/ all I still see is the green lines sort of wobbling.
“Doctor, my eyes!”
Wherever you focus the lines appear straight but seem to be curved away from your focus, until you lock at them.
I pinched it from Facebook so can take no credit beyond putting it here for your enjoyment.
The illusion vanishes at if you expand it so you can see less than six squares vertically, though I suspect that might vary from person to person.
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