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People are often shocked when they find out how terrible I am as an Electrician.

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That made me laugh out loud… partly in self-recognition!

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…or condensed in to a book titled ‘Spare’?

The truth is out there…but whose is it?

Where are Mulder & Scully when you need them most :grin:

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Apologies if posted before …

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Memento mori is fascinating as:
1 it’s extremely difficult to accurately translate it into English
2 the full meaning is often misunderstood.

It derives from Stoic philosophy, and is possibly Epictetus (ca 50 – ca 135) or after Epictetus.

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Do we have to have these every day? Possibly breach of copy right

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Apologies if this has been posted before…

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I’m enjoying them. “Torturer of the month” … brilliant.

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Possibly - before?

Some time, anyway.

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I suppose I should accept that stoically!

(Because I know that you know what that actually means!)

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“No matter what happens, it is within my power to turn it to my advantage.”

Epictetus (BC - AD)

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Touché.

Xanthe (19 something - )

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Excuse my ignorance but has this got anything to do with employing misfits

Yes, I could do with a few less of them. Maybe just the best one of the week would be a better approach?
Just a thot …