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:+1: :+1: You got me. :joy:

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Nope, couldn’t and still can’t stand ‘em🤷🏻‍♂️

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I’m not exactly a fan, either…but I still found myself singing it :disguised_face:

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How many people with DID does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one

Only one

Only one

Only one

Only one

(That’s it, there’s only five of us!)

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Dare you to say that out loud at the Montreal Audio Show
Lol
I gave it a like !

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No, I wouldn’t dare! I think the joke is so funny and so true because I was always a Habs fan and am very guilty of reminiscing over the ol’ 60s and 70s Canadiens teams and players. I even used to reminisce about all the teams from back then. Y’know, hardly any pads, and no helmets or goalie masks, earning $50k a year … oh crap, there I go again …

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Loving my new kitchen mixer.

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I got all excited but forgot which thread this is!

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

None.

They prefer Gaslighting.

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How do you distinguish the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
By paying attention to whether they see you later. Or in a while.

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From The Oldie

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It’s Brother Lee Love
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Found on Instagram

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