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Do ya think!

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love it

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Which I will spend on a Statement, Solstice and new scratching post for Mrs Houdini

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Mrs. H. suggests the following order of purchase would be more appropriate:

New scratching post, Statement, and Solstice

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Is International Women’s Day over yet ?..I’m starving .

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:adult:: I’m Hungary.
:woman_white_haired:: You should Czech the fridge.
:adult:: Ok, I’m Russian to the kitchen.
:woman_white_haired:: Maybe you’ll find some Turkey.
:adult:: Yeah, but it’s all covered in yucky Greece.
:woman_white_haired:: There is Norway you can eat that.
:adult:: I know. I guess I’ll just have a can of Chile.
:woman_white_haired:: Denmark your name on the can.
:adult:: Kenya do it for me?
:woman_white_haired:: Ok, I’m Ghana do it.
:adult: Thanks. I’m so tired, Iran for an hour today.
:woman_white_haired:: It Tokyo long enough.
:adult:: Yeah, Israeli hard sometimes…

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No: it takes an entire year to go around the sun.

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Especially for Pete, life in theAustralian army

Sheila

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Continuing the country theme…

My wife went to the Caribbean on holiday.

Jamaica?

No, she went of her own accord.

Boom. And oldy, but a goody :grinning:

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In the same vain…
My wife went to Indonesia for a holiday.

Jakarta?

No she flew… (Boom Boom😂)

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Have to ask @Pete_the_painter (and others) if there are any possums in Oz outside the zoos?

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Yep, there’s gazillions of ‘em alive, well and pesky in NZ. Biggest threat to native forests IMO. Believe they took the boat from Oz but I’m sure there are different opinions

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You are a braver man than me.

I should say that I get lots of posts about koalas and possums on my Facebook Page

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Probably an imported species (from NA) to feed the foxes imported in to Oz. Animal immigration – who’d have thought :grin:

If we’re going to resuscitate ALL of them…

My wife’s gone to Hawaii

Honolulu?

No, on an airplane!

I’d like to dedicate that to Bob Monkhouse!

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And looping in the Australian angle:

“My wife was mugged in Western Australia”
“Perth?”
“No, but they took her pathport & her dwiving withenth”

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My wife was mugged at Hampton Court the other day and couldn’t tell the police which historical period it dated from.

Tudor?

No, he just took her handbag.