Do ya think!
Mrs. H. suggests the following order of purchase would be more appropriate:
New scratching post, Statement, and Solstice
Is International Women’s Day over yet ?..I’m starving .
: I’m Hungary.
: You should Czech the fridge.
: Ok, I’m Russian to the kitchen.
: Maybe you’ll find some Turkey.
: Yeah, but it’s all covered in yucky Greece.
: There is Norway you can eat that.
: I know. I guess I’ll just have a can of Chile.
: Denmark your name on the can.
: Kenya do it for me?
: Ok, I’m Ghana do it.
Thanks. I’m so tired, Iran for an hour today.
: It Tokyo long enough.
: Yeah, Israeli hard sometimes…
No: it takes an entire year to go around the sun.
Continuing the country theme…
My wife went to the Caribbean on holiday.
No, she went of her own accord.
Boom. And oldy, but a goody
In the same vain…
My wife went to Indonesia for a holiday.
No she flew… (Boom Boom😂)
Have to ask @Pete_the_painter (and others) if there are any possums in Oz outside the zoos?
Yep, there’s gazillions of ‘em alive, well and pesky in NZ. Biggest threat to native forests IMO. Believe they took the boat from Oz but I’m sure there are different opinions
You are a braver man than me.
I should say that I get lots of posts about koalas and possums on my Facebook Page
Probably an imported species (from NA) to feed the foxes imported in to Oz. Animal immigration – who’d have thought
If we’re going to resuscitate ALL of them…
My wife’s gone to Hawaii
No, on an airplane!
I’d like to dedicate that to Bob Monkhouse!
And looping in the Australian angle:
“My wife was mugged in Western Australia”
“No, but they took her pathport & her dwiving withenth”
My wife was mugged at Hampton Court the other day and couldn’t tell the police which historical period it dated from.
No, he just took her handbag.