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It’s red, the cyclist won’t even see it!

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I didn’t think that cyclists saw these things at all, no matter what the colour.

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You don’t need to stop at red lights if you’re riding on the pavement. :innocent:

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Most cycle lanes in the U.K. are a joke, designed by councillors who don’t have a clue, but need to be put in place to tick a box.

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Agreed, Clive. We’ve just had one done in Harrogate. It’s completely useless, and very dangerous in parts - for both cyclist and pedestrians. I’ve never seen a cyclist on it. Phase 2 of the project has now been cancelled thank goodness, but no councilor will accept responsibility for the £2.2m of wasted money so far. Anyway, let’s get back to the jokes…

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Good idea. Though it must be said, politicians are jokes, on the whole.

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We must all do our bit for the planet…
I just unplugged a row of electric cars, that no one was using :smiley: :+1:

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of we’re Doomed.

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The car clock is wrong - you would have to wait either seven or five months depending on the season. Just saying…

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It’s even more wrong in my case, as it also switches all on its own😀

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