I reckon it will take them about 6 months to complete the change…
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Costs will spiral too!
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I had a deaf sheep dog…. They are hard to come bye….!
Credit to the social pages for puns.
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I have just sold my best homing pigeon on eBay for £725. Again.
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That reminds me of the gentleman who found a lamp, gave it a rub and out popped a genie, who offered him 3 wishes (of course to be carefully chosen).
He wanted a glass of Guinness which appeared before his very eyes. Black, velvety and satisfied his thirst wonderfully – and incredibly, the glass then refilled with Guinness. The genie said it would do this for eternity. The man stood agog.
The man thought for a bit and said, I wish for 2 more of them please 
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Amazing to have made that without knowing that the apostrophe is completely wrong.
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Not really a joke but I found it quite amusing. Speaking at length on various subjects to my brother who is a sound engineer the conversation steered towards music and components.
He said I had gas. I didn’t understand what he meant and asked him to explain. He said I have ‘gear acquisition syndrome’. Which made me chuckle. Presumably others on this forum also suffer from ‘gas’
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Probably had a spare one hanging around, and thought that was as good a place to put it as anywhere else.
Famously so.
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“It is…”
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Just brilliant! 
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My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes have made me a laughing stock.
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Superb keep them cumming.
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Elton John loves Cumbrian towns when it’s blustery.
His favourite is Kendal in the wind.
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