This is a very environmentally friendly thread, as there’s been a lot of recycling (of jokes) of late.
Or should that be ‘beep, repetition’ 
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I’m still chuckling at:
“The most British thing I’ve ever heard? A lady who said ‘Well I’m sorry, but I don’t apologise.’”
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The thread is not called “New Jokes”. 
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Wodewick.
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And recycling is actively encouraged these days!
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Yep, but sometimes one likes to remind oneself of what funny sounds (or looks) like.
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Quotes from insurance claims forms, some may remember Jasper Carrott used to have a routine on these…
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.
I am sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.
I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before.
I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found I had a fractured skull.
The bloke was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
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Subheading to the British Museum sign -
“Many imports still available”
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I see even Russian jets are falling out of windows now.
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Shoulder holster!!!
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As well as moonlanders
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Yes … of course, thank you.
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Sad and predictable.
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I wonder who was on that…?
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